Here is another “groaner” for those of you who do not like puns. This one is also about music.
It seems that they were making a new road through Vienna, Austria. The road happened to pass
through the cemetery where Beethoven was buried. While they were digging up his coffin, they
heard scratching noises from inside. They opened it up and found a little, shriveled-up man busily
erasing pages and pages of his music.
When they asked him what he was doing, he answered sharply, “I am decomposing!”
I warned you that I like puns!